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My Day On A Plate #mydayonaplate

15/1/2015

 

6.30am: Wrestled with my iPhone and it's soul numbing alarm as I surfaced from dreams of flying and rainbows.

7.30am: Woke up again, the rainbows and dolphins, (did I mention dolphins before?), had pulled me back into slumber.

8.10am: Finally crawl out of bed, release my morning wood in a blissful argent stream and get dressed.

8.30am: Banana and a Machiatto, yes this will sustain me

9.30am: Coffee!

10:00am: Coffee!!

11:00am: Coffee!!!

12:00pm: Generic subway roll, lovingly crafted by Sandwich engineers that barely speak English, Thank God they understand me and my aggressive pointing at the food nestled in their steely trays.

1:00pm: Coffee? Sure why not, I can feel my blood pressure dropping and the sense of anxiety is receding, best sort that out with  double double espresso.

2:00pm: Black tea with a half sugar, trying to be healthy and not have too much coffee....

3:00pm: Water and good intentions, thinking that I may just have another tea but accidentally make myself an espresso. Oh well, maybe next time...

6.00pm: Salad and piece of lean steak with a beer poured from the God blessed orifice of a Tap King.

7.00pm:
ICE-CREAM!! OH YES!!! and then my loving wife informs me that I may only have a single bowl. My response is measured and succinct "What a single bowl? Ok, but I am having the espresso-mocha flavour and there is nothing you can do about it as I am an adult!!" I get vanilla :(

10.00pm: Beer helps the night pass

1130pm: Sleep time, suitably numbed and showered Hopefully I shall dream of coffee and ice-cream.



Yes, this is actually one of my days and I thought to write it in response to an article on noted on my FB feed about seriously healthy person Karen Rosen writing about her fantabulous healthy kale sucking day of being superior to everyone. Search for #mydayonaplate or be lazy and follow my link to a google search.....
mydayonaplate

Pina link
15/1/2015 08:24:12 pm

Good one! Just correction though... it's Kara Rosen who is the kale-sucker. not Rachel Moss. Rachel is the journalist who wrote about the Day On A Plate spoof in the Huffington post.

Ken Summers
15/1/2015 09:40:09 pm

Thanks for correction Pina on the right Kale sucker, writing this blog entry on my iPhone limited me this time.

Cheers!!!

Pina link
15/1/2015 11:44:51 pm

You're welcome. It's Kara Rosen, not Karen though. Damn iPhone, I know! :)
Off to have "something carby" for lunch LOL


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