With a grin, and whilst I had his attention, I said, "Luke, I think we should use the Force so that we can have a hot girl sitting next to us."
"Ummm, OK, Dad", responded Luke, looking at me with a rather puzzled expression, until I began to explain that we can 'will' things to happen, or at least by willing them the chances of them happening increases. He nodded his head in an indulgent manner and copied my Jedi hand action as we used the Force together.
The look on Luke's face was priceless when a rather sleek, hot girl in shorts and a tank top sat down next to us. "Dad, it really does work!" he exclaimed with a look of surprised bemusement. "Dad, could we use this for other things?" he asked.
For a moment I paused, and then, in my most instructive Jedi tone, I spoke words of wisdom, garnered from the Star Wars instruction movies.
"You must learn the ways of the Force, Luke, if you wish to grow strong in it. It must not be used for evil, for that is the dark path - rather you should use it for 'not evil'." My grin grew as I shared these wisdoms. "You can use it to influence the world around us and those that are weak willed, but use it sparingly, Luke, for the dark path is seductive and it will draw you in." I paused, took a breath and asked, "Understand?"
Luke's eyes were sparkling with possibilities. "Yes, Dad. 'Not evil'."