A hairy tadpole is one of the more mature members of the amphibians. They show the presence of hair at an early stage which requires frequent grooming prior to become a frog.
Ironically the later stage frog is as bald as a fresh shaved egg. This lack of hair causes much consternation with the frogs as they contemplate the hirsute generations that have come before. Occasionally you can see the frogs gathered in coffee shops sipping on their coffees as they plan nefarious deeds against the hairy tadpoles with their inherent coolness.