I was was snuggling with Minion1 in the morning, attempting to get him up and going for basketball. He was pretending to be asleep, resisting all my efforts to waken him. I thought to myself, "If you can't beat them, join them," so I snuggled down and closed my eyes.
From the lower regions of the bed a perfect brown note was issued from the boy, followed by poorly smothered giggles. I asked Minion1 why was he trying to poison me. His response: "Terms and conditions - Boy".
Flawless victory, Minion1. Flawless victory.