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Stuff my kids say

I am lucky to have two wonderful, smart children who look at the world with open and honest eyes. As soon as they could speak, they began to say marvellous things and question the why of it all. For a long time, I just listened and laughed at what they said and gradually forgot their wonderful words. In late 2010 I decided to start up a Facebook page and capture their words, to share them with everyone else. 
Stuffmykidssay (SMKS) is intended to be a light-hearted place: please treat it as such.

hmeo

T&C - Boy

6/7/2013

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Terms and Conditions, Boy

I was was snuggling with Minion1 in the morning, attempting to get him up and going for basketball. He was pretending to be asleep, resisting all my efforts to waken him. I thought to myself, "If you can't beat them, join them," so I snuggled down and closed my eyes.
From the lower regions of the bed a perfect brown note was issued from the boy, followed by poorly smothered giggles. I asked Minion1 why was he trying to poison me. His response: "Terms and conditions - Boy".

Flawless victory, Minion1. Flawless victory.
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Spa Bubbles

30/12/2012

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Minion1 and I were enjoying the outdoor spa over at my soon-to-be brother-in-law's house. Bubbles were flowing up and around the minion and I when he grabbed hold of my arm and leaned in close to ask me something.

“Daddy, can you tell the difference between fart bubbles and spa bubbles?”

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Farts and Family

21/12/2010

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Minion2 ‎”we must be family, our farts smell the same”

Unclelord and the minions and I were sitting on our couch, which lead to Unclelord and I releasing gaseous emissions. The minions were happily horrified and tried to join in to no avail, there was no gas to be had. A little bit later Minion2 released a very large noxious emission, much to her joy. She sat there in her gas cloud, breathing in slowly and carefully. A large smile crossed her face as she pointed out our similar stenches.

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