Typoglycemia
  • All the letters are present
  • Stuff my kids say
  • Coffee Scribbles
  • Love in Strange Places
  • Relevance to Accounting Theory

Stuff my kids say

I am lucky to have two wonderful, smart children who look at the world with open and honest eyes. As soon as they could speak, they began to say marvellous things and question the why of it all. For a long time, I just listened and laughed at what they said and gradually forgot their wonderful words. In late 2010 I decided to start up a Facebook page and capture their words, to share them with everyone else. 
Stuffmykidssay (SMKS) is intended to be a light-hearted place: please treat it as such.

hmeo

Electromagnetic Fields

24/10/2011

0 Comments

 
Minion1 ” Dance, my Minions!”

Minion1 and I were having breakfast outside our local coffee shop and just enjoying the morning together. As we were munching down on some awesome Bacon and eggs, flies began to circle and bother. Minion1 got a bit annoyed at the flies and asked me why they were so annoying. Our conversation cycled through dung beetles, politics, killing them all, God and finally electromagnetic fields.

Electromagnetic fields came up as I pointed out that he seemed to have a fly problem, since not a single fly was interested in me. I told him that I was focusing on pushing out my electromagnetic field and passing a message on to the flies to go away, that I was not the droid they were looking for. Minion1 was instantly hooked and asked how it worked and more importantly could he do it.

After a quick explanation of how visualization worked, Minion1 leaned back in his chair closed his eyes and set to work. The flies of course were fascinated and crowded round to check out this boy and his wondrous electromagnetic field.

He opened his eyes, looked about and frowned at the number of flies, “Dad why is this not working?” he asked. I explained that it takes time to develop these skills and that those who are truly relaxed and practised could control the minds of flies. Afterall I rationaled, Flies have small brains with small electromagnetic fields of their own, we could with practice exert our own fields onto those and commend them. Minion1 was thrilled, so once again he leant back in his chair, closed his eyes and concentrated.

“Dance, my Minions,” he commanded in a strong and masterful tone.

I really should have told him that I had fly repellant on, but this was way more fun.

0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Archives

    May 2014
    July 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    January 2012
    December 2011
    November 2011
    October 2011
    September 2011
    August 2011
    June 2011
    December 2010

    Categories

    All
    Aliens
    BB
    Fart
    God
    Minion1
    Minion2
    Music
    Unclelord

    RSS Feed

Proudly powered by Weebly